zombiepeas: yepperoni: do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen literally my face right now
I really love falling asleep to post-rock.
The only way I will see The Great Gatsby in 3D is if at the scene where Myrtle is hit by the car that her boob actually flies into the audience.
Sometimes I get sick of the fact that I live in a state that condemns gay marriage and unfairly persecutes people of different ethnic backgrounds, but has it written in state legislature that chopping down a cactus can result in imprisonment.
Literally two steps away from being published.
Anonymous asked: whatever happened with your foot, is it okay?
I'm freaking stupid
I may have broken my first bone ever. While playing a video game. While playing Mario Party. That game doesn’t even require physical movement. Whuddafuxjfdhfgsdfjhsdbfkldfsiyhifrsdjhsildg
Anonymous asked: How was your weekend? ;)
me: Okay, I believe you.
Tommy Gun: But I don't.