deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via slenclerman)

WHY DIDN’T ANY OF YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED AT THE END OF DR. HORRIBLE?! I DIDN’T WATCH THAT TO FEEL THINGS.

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

(Source: filharmagic, via churroro)

One time I awkwardly sat in the same room with James Franco and his girl thing and I didn’t say anything to him because I was too intimidated.